I’m really jealous of girls that …
look good while doing anything. Like,
- Pretty girl eating food messily = cute.
- Me eating food messily = fatass.
- Pretty girl sleeping = princess.
- Me sleeping = slob.
- Pretty girl making ugly faces = still pretty.
- Me making ugly faces = ugly.
- Pretty girl’s candid pictures = gorgeous.
- My candid pictures = nasty.
amen.
life
